March 2012
I hope Rick Santorum gets a kitty cat, I hope he...
Yeah so... I'm gonna need people to stop coming in...
selfproclaimedgleek:
amuzed1:
beware-of-shade:
thempress:
cariosity:
hopefulsuicide:
kapriholliiwood:
insidemyvelvetrope:
summerwithsamcedes:
Filler, though? FILLER?
They have a story arc, and yet…filler?
RIGHT!? Like okay, i understand if they don’t like Samcedes, i don’t really care whether they do or don’t, but when they tag that and get mad when people respond, it...
1 tag
I swear tumblr is removing some of my follows
yummyrandomness:
guys remember the crackship gif?
and then the moment we got the real thing?
Conversation with God
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,
declares the Lord. Isaiah 55: 8
Watchbeware-of-shade:
deku-nuts:
sarkyfancypants:
magesticmermaidmagic:
spudsexuall:
lacienicole:
it’s been like a year and I still cry
every. fucking. time.
every
fucking
time
This is the same type of shit I do all the time
Sharing this with my dear followers. It’s worth watching, I swear.
SDKJGBSKDGJBHSDG CRYING I CAN’T I CAN’T SDFKSAJDGBLISB
GOD YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS...
...
the-mad-samcedian:
I feel you creepin’, I can see it from my shadow…
Wanna jump up in my lamborghini gallardo…
Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tae-bo…
Then possibly bend you over…
And watch me SMACK THAT
Watchmoonlite-suspenders:
pseudofaker:
Glee 3x12 Cheerios Krump routine
Dang dang diggity dang dang
I am aroused.
Watchsupermegafoxyawesomehotness:
marlak:
forever not reblog
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort